hey! i didn't know you were gonna take a picture of my soft underbelly. i was just showing you how nice and soft my fluffiness is, so you would be tempted to pet me, but noooo; you are too busy on the phone with that GIRL who hasn't brushed me in ages. and the worst part is, she wants to send the picture in to the cat-of-the-day calendar. then all the other cats will make fun of how silly i am! wowowo is me.
hey! i didn't know you were gonna take a picture of my soft underbelly. i was just showing you how nice and soft my fluffiness is, so you would be tempted to pet me, but noooo; you are too busy on the phone with that GIRL who hasn't brushed me in ages. and the worst part is, she wants to send the picture in to the cat-of-the-day calendar. then all the other cats will make fun of how silly i am! wowowo is me.